ok, there's a few things you should know about me and this page before you go looking around. firstly, my name isn't [chloe], it's just for privacy purposes and stuff. there are heaps of weirdos in this world, and i don't want one to come and find me and steal me, then lock me up in a cage and feed me cabbage, then put me on the rack and all that sort of stuff. it would not be pleasant, you know? so, if you visit the [contact] part of my site, you will learn how to contact me on the INTERNET. e-mail and stuff. i'm warning you now, if you try to kill me, i have a dog and he can be very vicious at times. so WATCH OUT! also, something you might think is [why is this homepage so CRAP?] the answer to this is that i hate computers. i hate technology. i hate feminists. and i hate dawson's creek. technology is supposed to make everyone think [wow, japan is so cool. they have all these high tech thingos. they must be so smart] when in fact there are only a few people who are smart, they are the ones that made the computers and all that. the rest of the people are getting dumber by the minute because they are getting machines to do all their work, and aren't doing anything themselves. i't would've been better to be in the 50's. they had cool cars. i'm not quite sure yet why this page exists, but it does anyway. so now that i've finished blabbing...